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It dresses up your lungs with a nice black coat. Tar from cigarettes get stuck to your lungs (and mouth and lips and throat and gullet). This is the very same raw material used to build roads. So there you go, a nice, well-tarred respiratory system!
It is used as a deterrent to women. Most people do not like smokers. So, if you are trying to ward off some unwanted attention from the other sex, you might want to surround yourself with lots of smoke. This way, you can hide better!
It makes you a good philanthropist. I mean, you have way too much money to spend, and you can't think of a better way to donate the money than to finance these tobacco companies. Good job!
You can be alone. Since the majority of the world's population do not smoke, you choose to be in the minority. I think you do not mind being alone. Now, those people you dislike will stop bothering you when you lit those cigarettes!
Stick to your principles. "I am a smoker." You said this to many people, and you think that it is still ok to continue smoking. So keep to your own principles and live the way you want it to be.
It keeps you awake. Nicotine is a stimulant and therefore it will keep your mind awake. So you can save up on coffee and buy more cigarettes! Yeah!
It kills a lot of your sperms. So if you would like to try a natural contraceptive method, smoke! Not only will smoking reduce your sperm count, it will make your sperms swim like half-dead tadpoles.
I recently found my reason to continue smoking!!!!here it goes:
It makes your heart work harder. Most people die younger from circulatory problems than lung cancer. Cigarettes contain 2 main important chemicals namely nicotine and carbon monoxide. Nicotine speeds up the heart by about 20 heartbeats per minute with every cigarette. It also makes arteries all over the body become smaller, causing the heart to pump harder through the 'shrinking' arteries. Carbon monoxide combines with the oxygen in your blood to deny you of less oxygen in your body. So here is what you get, a blocked blood vessel!
It makes your heart work harder. Most people die younger from circulatory problems than lung cancer. Cigarettes contain 2 main important chemicals namely nicotine and carbon monoxide. Nicotine speeds up the heart by about 20 heartbeats per minute with every cigarette. It also makes arteries all over the body become smaller, causing the heart to pump harder through the 'shrinking' arteries. Carbon monoxide combines with the oxygen in your blood to deny you of less oxygen in your body. So here is what you get, a blocked blood vessel!
It dresses up your lungs with a nice black coat. Tar from cigarettes get stuck to your lungs (and mouth and lips and throat and gullet). This is the very same raw material used to build roads. So there you go, a nice, well-tarred respiratory system!
It is used as a deterrent to women. Most people do not like smokers. So, if you are trying to ward off some unwanted attention from the other sex, you might want to surround yourself with lots of smoke. This way, you can hide better!
It makes you a good philanthropist. I mean, you have way too much money to spend, and you can't think of a better way to donate the money than to finance these tobacco companies. Good job!
You can be alone. Since the majority of the world's population do not smoke, you choose to be in the minority. I think you do not mind being alone. Now, those people you dislike will stop bothering you when you lit those cigarettes!
Stick to your principles. "I am a smoker." You said this to many people, and you think that it is still ok to continue smoking. So keep to your own principles and live the way you want it to be.
It keeps you awake. Nicotine is a stimulant and therefore it will keep your mind awake. So you can save up on coffee and buy more cigarettes! Yeah!
It kills a lot of your sperms. So if you would like to try a natural contraceptive method, smoke! Not only will smoking reduce your sperm count, it will make your sperms swim like half-dead tadpoles.
cool rite lol
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Monday, January 21, 2008
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